Ralph Northam Defends Himself: “Don’t You Want To See Me Moonwalk?”

Ralph Northam Defends Himself: “Don’t You Want To See Me Moonwalk?”

FLEXX presents an exclusive debate from our Beef/Counterbeef series, with Ralph Northam defending himself against allegations that he wore blackface in his medical school yearbook. 


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Beef:

“Don’t You Want To See Me Moonwalk?”

By Ralph Northam

I mean the moonwalk really tied together the whole performance. Yeah the shoe polish helped, I guess, but really you gotta see me moonwalk. And look, I know you’ll all be thinking, “I know he’s moonwalking but who is he supposed to be?” But I promise it will be clear because I’ll put on the wig, the glove, I’ll even do the voice. And fine, this time I won’t wear the shoe polish. But it really does complete the look. We all remember how dark skinned Michael Jackson was, so like, you guys get it.

And really, who can remember specific costumes they wore for no reason for a photo in a medical school yearbook? We wore so many fun costumes, because what’s the point of going to medical school if you don’t have a yearbook to show for it? If you haven’t gone through the rigors of putting together a medical school yearbook, I’m not sure you can understand.


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CounterBeef:

“I Want A Divorce.”

By Pam Northam

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