Quiz: Is It Antifa Or Just A Noise Outside?

Quick! You heard a very usual noise from outside your home! Before you look out the window to find out it’s absolutely nothing, is it antifa or just like… you know, a noise?

1. REwwwARRGG

   • The sound of a van pulling up to kidnap suburban moms and their children for nefarious means

   • Garbage day

1. BANG

   1. A gun shot fired from the guns of the socialists who are coming for your guns

   2. Fireworks

2. YOW

   1. The cry of a man screaming for his life as antifa take his antique, confederate flag

   2. A cat. Just a really fucking big cat.

3. YAAANZZZ

   1. The battle-cry as a group of rioters rush toward innocent police bystanders

   2. Another cat

4. SZZZZLE

   1. The sound of a manmade spark to set off fires in Oregon and California to cull Republican strongholds

   2. Neighbor is grilling again

5. PAZZZAHHHH

   1. The sound of freedom being threatened by marxist, socialist, violent poc-supremacists 

   2. The wind

6. WENNNPPPPG

   1. Animals being trained to hunt people down as they flee from a dystopian anarchist nightmare

   2. Windchimes

7. GNAAARLLL

   1. The sound of traditional America dying

   2. Autumn