Prison Violence: Bill Cosby Forced To Watch "Leonard Part 6" And "Ghost Dad"

Prison Violence: Bill Cosby Forced To Watch "Leonard Part 6" And "Ghost Dad"

Following a Flexx deep investigation into the State Correctional Institute at Phoenix, it has been revealed that sexual predator Bill Cosby is getting his just desserts. And we don’t mean Jello Pudding Pops. 

Turns out that inmates, who already have a notorious way of reacting to sexual assailants, have not taken kindly to their new addition and have begun forcing him to partake in something obscene. 

“We’re making him watch Leonard Part 6 and Ghost Dad,” says Lionel Murphy, serving a 50-year bid for murder.

Leonard Part 6 (dir. Paul Weiland, 1987) has a jaw dropping 9% on Rotten Tomatoes and has quickly disturbed the prison’s guard staff. 

“I know what Cosby did was bad,” explains Officer McCormick, 38, “But damn, watching him go through that. Well. It’s not for the weak stomached.” 

“We have our own little set of rules here,” says prison gang leader Theo Cuckstable. “The law already punished him. But now it’s our turn.” 

“They hold him down and force his eyes open like in Clockwork Orange,” explained Officer McCormick, “Then Ghost Dad started playing. I nearly hurled. Have you seen Ghost Dad? It’s somehow worse than Leonard Part 6. I took my wife to see it in theaters and then she divorced me.” 

Bill Cosby could not be reached for questioning.

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