Pornhub To Add New Category: “CEOs Going To Jail”

Pornhub To Add New Category: “CEOs Going To Jail”

Move over, Riley Reid! There’s a new favorite in the extended PCU. Smut industry titan Pornhub recently announced their addition of a brand new category to be featured prominently on their site. 

Nestled safely between the popular categories: “Step Siblings,” “Milf,” “Big Tits,” and “Grandpa’s Home” will be the brand new and highly anticipated collection, “CEOs Going to Jail.”

“You’ve spoken and we’ve listened,” said Pornhub Director of Marketing and Business Development, Paul Greenhauser, “We’ve decided to provide premium content for our viewers who are rock-hard about wealthy fat cats getting their asses sent to prison — no actual sexual activity involved.”

While the entries are decidedly limited at this time, with only about 6 videos (for reference, a search for “Accidentally Finger My Snowboard Instructor!” yields about 772,000 clips), these 6 clips are already rising to the top of the Pornhub Top 100. Among racial minorities, these videos have already become the most popular category on the entire site.

“We’re very excited that people are responding so positively to our video, ‘Billionaire founder of opioid firm guilty of bribing doctors to prescribe drug’,” said Brazzers Chief Technology Officer, Sandra Kalister.

Brazzers has stated the positive reaction has encouraged them to greenlight new titles like “Martin Shkreli sentenced to 7 years in prison for fraud, conspiracy” and exciting foreplay video, “Sacklers ostracized by New York City high society.”

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