Poll: Do You Think You’re Wearing That To Church?
Your grandmother just told you to go upstairs and get ready for church. You’re in a hurry, because she likes to get there fifteen minutes early so nobody can take her seat in the second row. The last time the family was late, there was a stranger sitting there, and the service was delayed until she got her seat back. She even got the pastor involved.
You do not want to be late.
So, you figure you can wear the clothes you already have on. You come downstairs. Your grandmother asks you: