Op Ed: If Exclusively Liking White Girls Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right

Op Ed: If Exclusively Liking White Girls Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right

I been getting a lot of flack for having a yacht party and only inviting white women on it and I am sick of it. I am not a proponent of colorism, I just have a preference, OK? I know I went on an IG tirade saying that “I like milk. I like chocolate milk — I love chocolate milk. And I like almond milk, strawberry milk. You know the cinnamon toast crunch? The milk after that, I like that, too. That’s pretty good. I like milk, period.” 

Well, that was a lie and here is the truth: White girls are just easier to deal with and I don’t care who knows. Snow Queens don’t give me a hard time about things like putting lotion on my ankles. And they don’t care that I talk back to my momma for bringing me the wrong kind of Totino's pizza rolls. I dated a black girl once and all she did was complain about me not keeping up with my haircuts and me not showering regularly…. Ok yea that was Tessa Thompson and we didn’t really date. We made out once and she told me that’s why she won’t date me. Also, I like anime and rock music and c’mon we know black women don’t like those things. 

Is this not what the reverend King fought and died for? My ability to date white women whenever I please without fear of getting made fun of? I refuse to let him die in vain. So, I'm gonna keep doing me and I'm gonna keep taking these white women on extravagant yacht parties.

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