One Of Us: Cynthia Nixon Opens Oxtail Curry On 4 Train
A win for the culture! It was reported that democratic gubernatorial candidate Cynthia Nixon was spotted opening up some oxtail curry on the 4 train between Nostrand and Kingston.
“That shit was rough,” says commuter Jamal Richards. “My eyes started stinging. That’s how I knew she was my governor.”
The candidate has been making quite the splash. Real New Yorkers can relate to her. She listens and empathizes with the disenfranchised. She’s aware of her privilege and other socio-economic statuses. And she drinks DG Soda too.
“Oh word?” says voter Sandra Lewis. “That was her on the train? I just remember this white lady eating something and playing KRS-ONE from her busted ass phone.”
When asked to comment, all Nixon had to say was, “Wa da da dang, Wa da da da dang.”