'NHL 22' Replaces 'Assassin's Creed' On Media Console In Anticipation Of Woman Visiting

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GETTYSBURG, PA—A local man deftly removed the copy of Assassin's Creed Valhalla from atop his Xbox and replaced it with NHL 22 in expectation of local women entering his apartment. Aiden Turbleman, 26, quickly placed the well-worn CD case into his closet and away from view. He then removed the disc from the NHL case and opened and closed the plastic container until the plastic appeared worn. Well played, Turbleman thought.

Though the local clerk at the courthouse had played as Eivor Varinsdottir—the Viking assassin out to avenge his family—nearly every evening for the past two months, Turbleman ultimately decided that it may be the wiser choice to showcase another of his video games, despite his own incompetence and rarity of play: NHL. The athletic nature of the title could play well with his female audience.

Turbleman also considered his headset and detachable microphone before also committing them to the closet. With female guests sure to arrive any moment, he did one last sweep of his apartment. His bed was quickly made—but not too made—and the Game of Thrones books were swept into a drawer. They were replaced with copies of Moneyball, The Tipping Point, and Meditations.

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