Medical Miracle: Woman Wakes Up From Coma To Ask Great Granddaughter If She’s Married Yet
Doctors are calling 105-year-old Kamila Zareen a “walking miracle” after she awakened from a 10-year-long coma to ask about the marital status of her great granddaughter Tania on her 30th birthday.
“I was so happy when I got the call from the hospital… she had been in a coma for so long,” said Tania, CEO of a very successful New York based startup. “Then she asked me to explain why I wasn’t married yet.”
When reached for comment, Kamila explained that she couldn’t recall what caused her to wake up from her coma. “I woke up in a panic, as if I’d been having a bad dream. My first instinct was to ask about Tania, and I realized my worst nightmare had come true. She was single … AT THIRTY!”
Doctors believe that the sudden change in Kamila’s medical condition was caused by her subconscious tracking of Tania’s age and relationship status. “Her brain functioned as a sort of a fire alarm, which makes sense given Tania’s rapidly aging uterus,” said Dr. Frank Smith, a 45-year-old expert not in the field of fertility and definitely not married. “Considering Tania hasn’t even frozen her eggs yet, Kamila’s subconscious woke her up just in time.”
“Kids nowadays think that running a $12 million dollar company is a way of life,” Kamila went on to explain. “Not taking into account my desire to meet my great great grandchildren!”
Sources confirm that after lengthy discussions with the unqualified Dr. Smith, Kamila insisted Dr. Smith meet her granddaughter. Unfortunately, Tania had zero interest because “he’s a Gemini, ugh.”