Kevin Hart To Co-Star With Chris Tucker In Loudest Movie Ever

Kevin Hart To Co-Star With Chris Tucker In Loudest Movie Ever

The comedic rockstar never slows down! Kevin Hart (Ride Along, Soul Plane, Cheating on His Wife) is at it again with a brand new movie. He’s reported to be co-starring with comedy veteran Chris Tucker (Friday, Rush Hour, Rush Hour 3) in what’s slated to be the loudest movie ever made. 

“I don’t know the plot, but we scream for 180 minutes,” says Chris Tucker, pouring honey into his tea for a long shoot day.

Directed by a literal megaphone, the movie, titled WHAAAAAA, has already garnered buzz with box office projections to be around the four millions opening weekend.

“Oh, people will see it,” says sound engineer Burt Leslie, “I just hope they’re ready. There’s a 15 minute segment where they scream so high human ears can’t perceive it.”

“It tested really well with dogs,” adds Hart, donning a leather jacket studded with gold for some reason. 

The movie already has a 14% on Rotten Tomatoes and has three sequels on the way. It’s expected to do really well overseas, with Chinese focus groups saying, “this is just the right amount of black.”

There’s also seven distinct scenes where they talk over each other. “Not even subtitles can make out what we’re saying,” says Hart.

“Yeah, being dramatic and nuanced was fun on Playbook,” says Tucker, “But my real passion is screaming wide mouthed at anything and everything.”

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