J Cole Squashes Beef With Lil Pump, But Pope Francis Still Wants All The Smoke!!!

J Cole Squashes Beef With Lil Pump, But Pope Francis Still Wants All The Smoke!!!

After a small, trifling feud, the two rappers recently met at Rolling Loud and squashed the beef. They interviewed each other, laughed amicably, and J Cole even shut down a “fuck Lil Pump” chant at his stage. All’s well that end’s well, I suppose… 

Until Pope Francis got wind of it. Now the Papal Leader wants all of the smoke with the tattoo’d brat—even if that smoke is black

“He’s a little punk that’s riding the wave off one hype album. And all his tracks sound the same!” exclaims the Man Closest to God. “I remember when rapping was good. When songs were longer than two minutes and had more than a dumb hook.” 

Recently, Pope Francis, the leader of the Catholic Church, took to IG Live to publicly denounce and decry Lil Pump. Even going so far as to excommunicate him from the church. Crazy. 

Lil Pump has yet to respond, but he better be quick. Rumors are spreading that Pope Francis is working on a devastating diss track. 

“Shit’s hot,” says Cardinal Amarotti.

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