Flexx Investigates: Why My Girl Smell Like Irish Spring?
For real though. Why my girl smell like Irish Spring?
I know for a fact that she doesn’t have Irish Spring at her place. And when she uses my shower she doesn’t use the Irish Spring because she says it’s bad for her skin. In fact, she said she would only use Irish Spring if she was real dirty and had to.
So I met her for lunch… and why my girl smell like Irish Spring?
Let me break it down for you like this. In my squad, only three of my dudes use Irish Spring. Double R uses Irish Spring. J.J. uses Irish Spring. And Delmonte uses Irish Spring. If she was fucking around and doing some bullshit at their place…it would stand to reason that she might take it upon herself to shower.
Double R’s shower is gross as hell though. The water doesn’t go down and kinda just browns around your feet. He’s a gross dude in general, truth be told. I hope he doesn’t read this, but he smells like paint thinner and model glue all of the time.
That leaves J.J. and Delmonte. And I really wanna be straight up and ask them, “Why my girl smell like Irish Spring?”
I think it’s J.J. He’s the sexiest one in the squad. Thems just the facts. But his shower game is weak. He doesn’t even have a loofa. My girl would NOT put some soap directly onto her skin. No way. ESPECIALLY not Irish Spring
That leaves Delmonte. He has Irish Spring. My girl smells like Irish Spring. And also, I just got word, that, yup, they’ve been fucking for months dope cool.
Headline by Benson Anwuri