BREAKING: My Fucking Patience

BREAKING: My Fucking Patience

In recent development, I’ve finally cracked. I’m done. I tried to be a good person, but the world is really testing me today, and it fucking won. 

My patience is gone-zo. I am so fucking done with people. 

I waited in this long ass Sweetgreen line just for the guy in front of me to still not know what he wants when he gets to the counter? Doesn’t this bitch know I’ve got things to do today? Like he’s really gonna take his sweet ass time?

Four and a half hours later, I am still stuck behind this butthole in line and he has sampled every single lettuce, topping, dressing, and Sweetgreen employee. The lunch hour has been over for eons now. Like, what dude? I’ve got places to be. C’mon, let’s go.

People are the worst. Sometimes I want to sympathize for bad people and think “maybe they’re having a tough time” or they just don’t get it, but damn. It’s hard. I deal with enough bullshit in my own personal life.

Also, capitalism is destroying the U.S., the president is a stochastic fascist, systemic racism and racially-charged acts of violence are harming innocent people, and our world is dying from climate change. 

And this dude in front of me wants to take his sweet ass time? I mean, I’m done. I’m going to White Castle — at least the assholes there know what they want.

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