Back In The Game: Tiger Woods Reactivates His Tinder
Tiger Woods is fresh off his first PGA Tour win in over five years, and with a renewed sense of confidence — he’s decided to re-download Tinder.
The 14-time major winner with laser focus and a stunning libido used the app several years ago but eventually deleted it, citing “some personal shit.” But now Tiger’s back in the Tinder mix, and he’s loving that swipe life.
“I look good, I feel good, and honestly, I’m just hype to be power swiping again,” Woods said about his dating app comeback. “Obviously shouts out to Dr. Guyer for the successful back surgery. Also, big thanks to the kid Rickie Fowler, who let me borrow his dog for my shirtless profile pic.”
Fowler, a fellow golfer and Tinder pro, beamed about Tiger’s resurgence. “His thumb mechanics are straight fire. The dating app world needs to recognize (as long as they’re within 30 miles of him) that the Tinder Tiger is back.”
Shae Gunn, a graduate student at Pitt, recently matched with the 13th-ranked golfer on the app. “His description just said, ‘I got the Woods,’” Gunn recalled with nausea. She went on to say that Tiger sent her “that Joey from Friends GIF five times and then was like, ‘Sorry, this app sucks. Hmu on snap?’” When asked if she hit up the ageless Tinder wonder on Snap, Gunn laughed. “Nah, y’all crazy?”
Tiger said he remembered messaging Gunn but claimed he had no interest in actually meeting up with her. “I’m not on Tinder to like hook up with anyone. I got a serious girlfriend. I just think it’s funny... Anyway, question. On Bumble, can you change it so that guys can message girls first?”
Tiger was also recently spotted on Hole In One, a dating app for only the horniest golfers.