After Several Years Of Searching, Beyonce And Blue Ivy Still Have Never Seen A Ceiling

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Beyonce’s tribe, often referred to as The Carters, have actively avoided the sight of ceilings for years.

On Jay-Z’s 2017 album “4:44,” Blue Ivy, the couple’s first born freestyled that in her 6 years, she hasn’t seen one in her whole life. When Blue was born, many speculated that the birth took place in a room at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City, but Flexx’s investigative team saw a tweet that suggested Blue was in fact born on a cloud in the limitless skies.

Mother Tina Knowles reportedly kept Beyonce and Solange away from the sight of ceilings growing up, as well. Even when they went to church, they were encouraged to avoid lifting their heads up in case they ever accidentally glimpsed a ceiling.

Jay-Z, the only member of the family who has seen a ceiling, often tells their children nostalgic bedtime stories about the ceilings he saw growing up in the Marcy Projects. “I never thought I’d get out of the projects, but I did. I finally escaped those popcorn ceilings, thank God my children will never see them.”

The rapper wasn’t always aware of his wife’s disdain for vertical limitations. It’s been rumored that Beyonce even made him take the top off the Maybach he bought her on their 4th anniversary. Sources say her only mode of transportation has always been convertible cars, levitation, and her surfbort. 

When we spoke with the Carters’ private architect, he exclaimed, “I’ve never worked on a four story house without any ceilings! But it was still easier than Kanye’s mile-long hallways.”

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