888 Horny Pigs To Bang This Lunar New Year

888 Horny Pigs To Bang This Lunar New Year

Gong Hei Fat Choy! Year of the Pig, baby. We’re all about to get oinked.


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1. Piglet

If I had to, I would — but I actually can’t stand this weak bitch.

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87-90. Pigs in a Blanket

Bout to throw it down on these fucking pigs in a blanket.

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178. Babe

A pig who’s a baseball player? Hella sexy.

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251. Ariana Grande’s pet pig, Piggy Smalls

You know Piggy’s red envelopes are stuffed with that Ariana cash.

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408. Okja

Not technically a pig, but would still pork. Even more interested in porking because of this, tbh.

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513. Wilbur from Charlotte’s Web

Can’t decide whether to bang or roast this plump lil suckling.

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594. Abner from Hey Arnold

Take that porkster on a spin on the lazy susan. There’s a reason those Brits tried to steal (and taste) his ass.

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661. Peppa Pig

British accents are so hot.

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732. Porky

I love my curvy wife.

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888. Miss Piggy

She can get this neck til the end of time.


Make sure to get you some this year, because next year is the Year of the Rat *shudders*.

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