This Facial Recognition App Will Call You A Racial Slur
Have you walked around in life wishing there was a way you can get a racial slur customized to your specific face on demand? Unsure if you are a “C---- or a “S--- ? Well thanks to the new app SLER you don’t have to wonder.
All of the racism you have been searching for is in the palm of your hand-FINALLY!
Developers Neil Patel and Stewart Le came up with the idea for SLER after someone called Neil a Sand N----- during a team meeting at Google. “I wasn’t sure it was right for me so I thought ‘what if I got the advanced technology used for facial recognition to disrupt the racial landscape?’”
So Neil teamed up with Stewart to create the app to beat all apps. “It was so easy!” exclaimed Stewart, “ The software itself was already inherently racist all we had to do was upload the racist terms of today and the AI took it from there.” They got 12 million dollars of seed funding from Angel investors and beta tested it with local college students in the Silicon Valley area.
Now that it has officially rolled out SLER is available in the Google Playstore and on Itunes . All you have to do is scan your face using your front facing camera and it will call you the offensive names that are customizable to your phenotype. The app also the capability to scan and call someone else a racial slur using the standard camera. You can enjoy the advanced technology of SLER with your friends and loved ones. While the basic version of SLER is free, for 1.99 you can get racial slurs from different countries and in different languages! This app will make travel abroad so much easier!
The happy founders of SLER say that the next step for the app is to start integrating Augmented Reality. They are hoping to predict what slurs the people around you are thinking at any given moment.
Wow, thanks to SLER the people of color can get some clarity on who they are in society!