New Hyper Real Japanese Sex Robot Automatically Shuts Off Every Time You Bring Up The Fact You Studied Abroad
What a time to be alive.
These days, it seems that every new robot that pops up in the media is more human-like than the one before it. And it’s no different with the latest hyper-real sex robot from Japan, which shuts off automatically the moment you mention anything about the time you studied abroad.
Made with an advanced silicone blend and thousands of built-in sensors, this state-of-the-art Japanese sex robot is also programmed with a highly intelligent AI.
Yes, we've seen sophisticated AI in robots before—like the ability to tell a joke or even cry—but never has one been designed with the emotional intelligence to power down from verbal cues of yet another story about your backpacking trip through China…until now.
“She completely shut off”, recalls Alex, an ex-English tutor in Tokyo, who now resides in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. "One second, I was telling her where the best ramen was in Kyoto. Then suddenly, her eyes glazed over and her temperature dropped to significantly. I don't know. It was all a bit too real." This brilliant new function is sure to save tons of battery life. Early adopters from the U.S. have already been shown to bring up that one “eye-opening” semester in Asia to any person (and now robot) even remotely Asian at pretty much any chance they get.
Only time will tell what the future holds for the world of erotic robotics. However, the developers did hint at their next update for the sexbot: which is to have it slowly walk away whenever a samurai sword collection is within view.