Another Flop For Kevin Hart! Hart's Sex Tape Bombs Big Time

Another Flop For Kevin Hart! Hart's Sex Tape Bombs Big Time

Kevin Hart unwillingly released his self-directed sex tape last month and to the surprise of no one, the numbers are abysmal.

The untitled sex tape bombed hard on all porn streaming sites because most people found the concept of watching Kevin Hart have sex extremely disturbing.

Reviews haven't been kind either.  One comment reads "I thought this was a Get Hard parody."  Another chimed in in agreement, saying "I'd rather watch a Kevin Hart sex tape parody than Kevin Hart's sex tape."

In addition to being the biggest box office flop in sex tape history, Hart actually suffered an extreme loss in negative net gross seeing as this was an extortion tape and he ended up paying millions in settlement dollars.  Pornhub CEO remarked, "There just isn't a demand for Kevin Hart on the silver screen or on mobile under your desk at work when you think no one is looking."

When reached for comment, one of the streamers, who understandably wanted to remain anonymous, said "that wasn't the only thing that flopped."

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