Kim Kardashian Meets With Trump Administration To Free JT

Upon hearing about JT’s plight, the Trump administration commented: “Wait, fraud? Everyone does fraud. We thought it was a low-level drug offense. Get her out, NOW.”

After JT’s release, Kim Kardashian quickly became the next victim to JT’s fraud. “I guess I gotta charge it to the game,” said Kardashian-West. “I’ve done a lot of shit to black women.”